31 Jan 2007, 3:18 pm / Other
Some kids drink Moet in the V.I.P...We drink Whynatte. So you scored yourself a nice plush seat in one of the cities hottest VIP rooms. Congrats, you're no different than the other 114 guys wearing black Kenneth Cole shoes alongside their stoic faces. Don't fret, as all is not lost. Whynatte can help. Next time, why don't you mix things up a little bit, and bring a few lattes to the party? Substitute that bottle of Alize for a bottle of Jagermeister, and pour a few Whynattes for the kind folks in the neighboring booth. At first, they may be a little skeptical, but before long, you'll discover that "Whynatte" is synonymous with "All the hot girls in this club want to take my last name, dance for me, and make many children with me". Here, let Andy show you how it's done: Andy, "yes, you're about to drop a shot of Jagermeister into the scalding hot latte I snuck into this club". 
Andy, "yes, this fine brown sport coat was purchased less than 2 hours ago". 
Andy, "Yes, your girlfriend has her eye on my latte". 
Now you try it... 
Next time your evening calls for the V.I.P. room, we encourage you to put Whynatte on your guestlist. 
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