13 Feb 2007, 12:35 pm / Other
Discover more at www.whynatte.com! With help from famed latte psychologist Jacob Johanssen, Whynatte takes a look at family Whynatte dynamics: As a young man, the introduction of mate to parent is a potentially nervous affair, and one which we can all probably relate to. Says Dr. Johanssen, "Men, don't kid yourself: on this most auspicious of occasions - the meeting of cherished lover and venerable parents - beneath the smiles and polite questions lurk intense jealousies and fears. These dynamics can worsen with time, leading to an "Everybody Loves Raymond" type situation, or like the downy hairs on your wife's upper lip they can lighten, wither, and become an unimportant or even - dare I say - charming part of your union to be". Minding the signs is the first step to de-activating them. Let's see what's really going on, as we take a look at some of the common concerns: "Will she prepare our son a proper Whynatte?" "Will she be faithful with her Whynatte?" "I hope she comes from a good family, the type of family that values the Whynatte" 
"I feel like your mother always judges the way that I pour my Whynatte"
"Honey you're just being paranoid, have another Whynatte" 
"Son, in my day, with a few Whynattes under my belt, I coulda taken to or three girls like her to the Latte" "I don't like the way your father watches me drink my Whynatte" "I wonder if she will raise the children in the Whynatte system, and teach them the meaning of Whynatte?" 
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