Kate and Craig make excuses to throw a dinner party like you make excuses for that crusty issue of Latin Inches that you "accidentally" had sandwiched between the mattresses of your bed. Which is to say that Kate and Craig do not have anything to do with Hispanic pornography, but have everything to do with throwing dinner parties to celebrate the Chinese New Year.

Though lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: What better occasion to throw a dinner party than to ring in the year of the boar? And, what better way to ring in the year of the boar than with a round of Whynattes? And, what better way to drink Whynattes, than to do so with 16 people that couldn't look hotter even if they were wearing suede vests covered in flaming petroleum jelly?

Which, perhaps, is to say that I am wearing a suede vest as I write these very words. And not because it's cold.

Kate accompanied the photos below with the following email:

"Hi Guys,
Craig and I decided to ring in the Year of the Pig by having a dinner party for 16...
We of course did whynattes, which we called Chinattes on this special occasion due to the fact that we all enjoyed a fortune cookie with our whynattes.
Lynsey Friedman is your #1 Whynatte fan and also a pterydactyl of the Central Park Rangers soccer team. Notice Martin in the background of the photo of Megan enjoying her Whynatte.The girls in the group photo are L-R: Amelia, Megan, Lynsey, Kate, Elena, Keri, Bianca & Erinn...
Enjoy...
xoxo Kate"

The "Chinatte".

First off, what did I say in the post below about people always closing thier eyes when they drink a Whynatte for the first time?

Second off, it's still safe to say that Martin has a finer head of hair than a purebred Yak from Nepal.

On the left is Lynsey, Whynatte's "#1 fan". This is all well and good, but Lynsey's real charm is the fact that she was actually born with gills.

On the right is Kate. Kate's favorite Chinese proverb is "Be not afraid of a glass with full latte. Be afraid of those with no latte at all".

It's a crying shame that they don't make a Crate Depot doesn't make a crate large enough to fit all 7 of these beautiful women into. I guess we'll just have to stick with the 2 woman crate that we currently have hanging from the ceiling in the office.

Happy Chinese New Year's from Kate, Craig, and Whynatte! Thank you to all of Kate and Craig's friends that showed the Whynatte some love.